Airborne

What was once useful in combat, but now is nothing more than a dog and pony show. Airborne soldiers are known for their cult-like mentality and they use brainwashing techniques to seduce young impressionable minds.

Paratrooper: "I'm airborne, so I am a badass."

Civilian: "So when was the last time you jumped in combat?"

Paratrooper: "Gee, look at the time. Nice talking to ya."

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Rick Perry

The second coming of George Dubya Bush.

Rick Perry: "I have two role models: George W Bush and Jesus Christ."

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