fudge pop

A sex act in which a woman has a massive diarrhea attack while a man is fucking her from behind. Thus, his penis gets covered with shit, resembling a fudge pop.

Guy 1: Dude, yesterday that girl over there gave me a fudge pop.

Guy 2: Oh sweet, can I have a taste?

Guy 1: No, I meant the sex act.

Guy 2: Oh...can I still have a taste?

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Ridunkulous

(adj.)

When something so epicly, earth-shatteringly ridiculous happens. In this situation, 'ridiculous' is insufficient.

Holy fuck, that girl just got literally raped to death by a group of transvestite asian niggerjews. Thats ridunkulous.

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Chocolate Rape Cookie

The result of mixing delicious chocolate chip cookies and date-rape drugs.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard Kristen's gonna be at that party.

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Are you gonna ask her out?

Guy 1: Don't need to, I've prepared some chocolate rape cookies.

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