brain deficit

relating to having a brain deficiency. a brain deficit will usually be either very silly, stupid, idiotic or all of the above. shave a square into your son's head to prevent him from getting the brain deficiency. you can also wrap your newborn child's head in a cloth to make their head nice and round, bengali style. this prevents brain shrinkage. unfortunately, there will be some cases in which preventing a brain deficiency will be impossible, as some are just born without brains. these are known as brain deficits. there are no known cures to having a brain deficiency. maybe give your sorrows to the sadh guru or sumin idk

someone: haha Kai, you silly, stupid, idiotic and all of the above, you're such a brain deficit. you're not even a smooth brain because you suffer from an incurable brain deficiency.

Kai: Should I call my mum ??

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hamdaan

a man like hamdaan cheats on his exams and gets caught on cctv. Nonetheless he's scraped a good honest life and is managing to power through geography a level. as a gujarati, naturally he eats pistachio kulfi and lentils everyday. Hence his trapper name hamDhaal chawal, which is ironic as he has never cooked dhaal a day in his life. But we must give him leeway as he is a male and also a middle child. Not only does he suffer from this, but also stockholm syndrome he is a victim of Bolton, trapped.

it pains me to remember that he is a die hard man united supporter but there is always hope. make sure to cashapp £asalin315 to donate to a good cause and help a man like hamdaan. i know that there's a decent man in there, somewhere. bless his soul

His favourite artist is ayesha erotica and he spends his time losing at chess. hamdaan thinks he's bobby fischer but he's just not. he is also fluent in toki pona.

'wow is that hamdaan?? as in THE hamdhaal chawwal??? he must be so leng i heard he has a 20 inch rambo and supports man u and wears pristine thobes'
' dont' get excited i heard hamdaan is 5'6 with airforces on.'