Covidiot

Someone who is not being smart (and therefore, and idiot) about taking preventive measures to stop the spread of COVID-19.

Smart person: "Hey, covidiot, where's your face covering?"
Covidiot: "Uhh, I don't know, I don't have one."
Smart person: "Then make sure to stay six feet away from me, probably more."
Covidiot: "Uhh, ok."

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jay and silent bob

The only good thing to ever come out of New Jersey

"Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them. Fuck them up their stupid asses..."

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soccer

1) One of the few (admittedly) things at which Americans have always sucked (admit it).

2) The best insult you can use to refer to football when talking to a hooligan in England. Nice beating guaranteed.

American: That's not football, you idiot. It's soccer.
Rest of the Word: Oh yeah? Why is it that what YOU call "football" hardly uses the foot?

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