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A fat vagina with moose knuckles instead of camel toes
Damn man she got the moose muffin going on
She ainât got beef curtains bro sheâs got a moose muffin
When a guy does not man scape, trim his ball hair
Girl I could not find his dick because his sasquatch balls!
Babe if your going to shave your balls tonight please do not sleep naked. I dont want your puddy cods sticking to my back.
I'll tea bag it as long as you have puddy cods.
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Inbred people commonly found in the south especially Alabama
âBreeder bring that weed eater with you when you come up here!â
âWhy do you call him breeder?â âWe believe he is inbred so thatâs his nick name.â
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A phrase that is used NONE racial but to let someone know you have nothing to do with the situation and itâs not their business
Why is the night crew not getting their stock up on the shelves before their shift ends?
Not my circus not my monkeyâs
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Itâs opposite of pre-cum. Itâs what comes out after you bust a nut
Babe get down there and suck the smag off my pecker.
Damn I forgot to wipe the smag off and got it all over my boxers
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It's when you have had sex in the same spot as someone else
Hey girl I had sex in the bathroom of that bar. Me too biotch I guess that makes us cave kin.
Dont be upset I had sex on your bed it makes us related my cave kin
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