antimacatter

A square of aluminum foil placed upon a surface to deter cats from walking on it.

After I saw John sitting on the closed lid of the record player I put a piece of aluminum foil on top of it to act as an antimacatter.

Cheney face

A novacane-induced downward drooping lip resulting from a visit to the dental office.

I went to the dentist with Andrea yesterday, and by the time they were done with her she had really bad case of Cheney face.

mittance

A sum of money that would be significant to a normal person (i.e. $10,000), but that is a pittance to Mitt Romney.

Here in Iowa $10,000 is a lot of dough, but to Romney it was just a mittance.

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