Lumber

A Scottish word for a date

I'm going on my own to the dance but do you have a lumber like Jimmy

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chocolate love tunnel

Where a gay man puts his willy in another gay man

Bend over Timmy, I want to put my love truncheon up your chocolate love tunnel

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fit as mince

Good looking person

did you see that bloke, he's fit as mince!!

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Flu

Vagina

I have an itch down below, I think I have crabs on my flu

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Ding Dong

What you say when you see a good looking bloke/woman

Ding Dong, he's a bit of alright

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jedda beds

sun bed

I need to top up my tan so I think I'll go ont the jedda beds

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chubby didget

Small fingers

Look at your hands, you have chubby didgets

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