Cousin au

A french woman who is bodacious and sometimes a little eager. Can turn into a tiger at any time of day, especially in the bedroom. This goregeous individual can do anything with her tougne. Especially make a jolly rancher into a ball.

"What the hell! Have you seen my wife, she is half elephant and half Cousin au..." says john.

Friend: Oh shes right here! (her humping a wizard)