vapor turd

A fart that's so concentrated with vaporized poo particles, that the person sitting next to you claims that you have shit yourself, or can taste your turd.

Can also produce short term swamp ass and/or skid marks (room rooms).

Josh ate 10 pounds of beans, cheese, beer and yogurt right before going to bed. Poor Ashley was up all night suffering the wrath of the vapor turds.

panda push

The explosive liquid poop after eating a two item combo from Panda Express, that typically comes in waves, spraying the toilet bowl with a few coats. Aka the Panda Express. can be used to name the restaurant itself.

OMG pull over I need to handle this panda push!!!

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