Alexus

A small chinese boy who likes to impress women with his guitar skillz. He prefers the white women over the chinese, but isn't too picky. A really erotic dancer who is never afraid to grind on whoever is nearby(even men). Probably the biggest Regina Spektor fan you will ever meet.

Person 1: Hey guys want to hear this new song I learned on my guitar? It's my favorite Regina Spektor song ever!

Person 2: Dude, you are such an Alexus.

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