Sloppy Dallas

A sexual act created by youtubers SnipingSoup, McNasty and The Dooo. One performs a Sloppy Dallas by packing a fat lip and then proceeding to engage in oral sex with another person, or themselves if said person is so flexible. According to Soup, “You would have so much dip spit on your shaft, brother. Your dick would look like a turd.” This act is (to our worldly knowledge” theoretical, so don’t try it.

“After a Sloppy Dallas, it looks like somebody mowed the lawn on thine peen”