polishing my pearl

When a person with a vagina masturbates using clitoral stimulation.

Brittany: "what took you so long?"

Alexis: "sorry, I was polishing my pearl."

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cbt

an acronym for "can't believe this"

Mike: "Oh my god, my sister cheated on her husband!"

Ashley: "what!! I cbt!!"

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toxic asshole

The aftermath of alcohol enemas.

Jordan: "will are you ok?"

will: "last night gave me a toxic asshole."

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