the baby is you

a very poetic song, featuring how Dave was made pregnant, after calling up his friend, *it is hinted to be karkat.* and taught him a hundred ways to screw., specifically by awakening and having a baby tummy, shaped like a ball, then he was having a baby, but theirs a twist. The baby is John Egbert.

“hOlY sHiT mAn! MoThErFuCkIn’ DaVe Is HaViNg A bAbY!!hE gOt ScReW’d By KaRkAt!!!”
-most likely gamzee, figuring out his friend screwed Dave and he is having a baby.
knowing the baby is you.

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