pornundrum

when you can't decide what kind of porn to watch and/or masturbate to. derived from the word conundrum

i can't decide between big breasted bimboes the double dequel or asian cream pies. what a pornundrum

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loree

someone who often makes gay sex or homosexual jokes but claims to still be straight

guy 1: "hmmm tasty balls"
guy 2: "you are so gay"
guy 1: "no man i love vaginas"
guy 2: "dude you are such a loree"

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sexy bessie

An overweight chick who is still extremely hot and fuckable despite being fat

i don't have to be a chubby chaser to like that sexy bessie over there

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cross campus awkwardness

when your friends yell random things about you across the school to someone you had a thing for a long time ago

aman: hey kelle we brought your boyfriend
patrick: rofl
kyle: well that was a load of cross campus awkwardness

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masturbeat

a song that often plays on the radio while you masturbate

sunshine by atmosphere is my masturbeat

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pixie sticks

when you mix heroine and sugar and take a fix

hmmmmm. i need a new wild fix.maybe i'll try some pixie sticks

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teasing for a pleasing

when a girl is totally acting like a slut

man that girl's outfit says that she is teasing for a pleasing

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