when you can't decide what kind of porn to watch and/or masturbate to. derived from the word conundrum
i can't decide between big breasted bimboes the double dequel or asian cream pies. what a pornundrum
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someone who often makes gay sex or homosexual jokes but claims to still be straight
guy 1: "hmmm tasty balls"
guy 2: "you are so gay"
guy 1: "no man i love vaginas"
guy 2: "dude you are such a loree"
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An overweight chick who is still extremely hot and fuckable despite being fat
i don't have to be a chubby chaser to like that sexy bessie over there
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when your friends yell random things about you across the school to someone you had a thing for a long time ago
aman: hey kelle we brought your boyfriend
patrick: rofl
kyle: well that was a load of cross campus awkwardness
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a song that often plays on the radio while you masturbate
sunshine by atmosphere is my masturbeat
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when you mix heroine and sugar and take a fix
hmmmmm. i need a new wild fix.maybe i'll try some pixie sticks
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when a girl is totally acting like a slut
man that girl's outfit says that she is teasing for a pleasing
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