mpstch

The sound one makes when they suck their teeth. The sound is usually made by members of the african-american community, specifically those of caribbean descent, in response to anything that annoys them.

Rebecca: Do you have my money?
Lauren: Mpstch, no.

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ddtb

Acronym for don't disturb the beast. Ddtb is used when you're so pissed off, tired, hungry (or all of the above) that you could literally curb stomp a puppy into the ground. It's a sign of fair warning.

Lauren: Hey bro! Just had the best day everr!! How are you?

David: I haven't slept in 48 hours, ddtb.

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nomming on the muffin

the classier way of saying eating out.

also seen as nomming on the muff or nom nomming on the muff(in).

Doe: I am extraordinarily hungry today.
Phosie: I'm not. I just ate a jar of pickles.
Brown: I know someone who isn't hungry.
Doe: Who could that be?
Phosie: Yeah, who?
Brown: Well Taco of course. He's been nomming on the muffin all night long.

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