quenn

a queen, except on such a different level that it requires two n's instead of another e. simply because vowels are inferior in number to consonants. this is a status symbol of goddesses among mankind who have the ill opportunity to live with them. a quenn deserves more than anything mankind has to offer.

I'm sorry my Quenn! I should've taken all of the pits out of the cherries! i did not mean for you to choke! OH GOD, PLEASE! NOOOOOO! Gahhh! Sputter! (dies)

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