ville valo

the most beautiful man on earth, who has an incredible, deep voice, can play the guitar, the drums, and bass he is the lead singer in the finnish band called HIM, good friend of pro skater Bam Margera. one look at ville, ur heart melts. the best lyric writer.

"Love's the funeral of hearts, and an ode for cruelty when angels cry blood on flowers of evil in bloom"---ville valo

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aweshum

See awesome.

John: Mary, your new Leopard-print high tops are aweshum!

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jaun

1. A girl
2. A thing

John: That is one hot jaun over therre.

Mary: Get me sum of dem fried jauns.

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negress-peenris

a penis on a girl, usually used together with negress to make negress peenris, which is a fine as ho who has a weenie.

man that ho had a negress peenris, but i was too horny to care. i took what i could get and i dont regret it yo.

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yarr

A word used to express all types of emotions, depending on the context of the situation, facial expression, and demeanor.

John: How are you today, Mary?
Mary: *sad face*. Yarr.

John: How are you today, Mary?
Mary: *happy face* YARR!

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secxky

Same general definition as sexy, but used most often to refer to things or people that are not quite qualified to be called 'sexy'.

John: Hey, did you see that girl with that acne all over her face? She's so secxky.

Mary: I love this story you're writing, John. It's so secxky.

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the fuck

Short for "what the fuck?". Usually followed by question mark.

John: I have acne on my butt.
Mary: ...the fuck?

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