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The measure that defines the things you are capable of under intoxication
yes I can cook and clean while I drink I'm intoxicapable
When a man wants vagina to the point it's almost insane or dangerous
Whoa! he fucked your mom and your sister and every woman that worked at wal-mart that's vagina greed who needs that much?
Someone, that is so unattractive on so many levels there gender doesn't matter.
Did you hit it off with your date the other night? Well, No they were such a Jimifer nobody could date them.
when a guy lies about the size of his dick over and over until it's time to "show me" and the surprise is that he lied
oh don't let that guy fool you he only has a warrensburg missouri Meat surprise
because a female duck only has one hole for pissing, shitting, and laying eggs it is very dirty hole so a very filthy vagina would be a duck cunt
eeew it smells like duck cunt in here
switching hands often during masturbation sometimes making gestures with the free hand
sometimes my right hand gets tired so I have to start juggle jerking to keep things going
when your pants and/or underwear are so tight that people can see your cock and balls in them
Ugh did you see how that guy was all batmanned out at the store?