Jesus H. Christopherson

When you start to take the name of the Lord God in vain but then follow it up with an 'opherson' at the end so it doesn't seem like you're breaking one of the commandments.

Someone that is supposed to be a Christian and -lets say- works in construction is hammering a nail but smashes his finger and yells; "Jesus H. Christopherson!"

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hellatosis

(hella'toe`sis) v. Breath so bad it must be from Hell. Beyond Halitosis.

Example 1
Jay: Hey Dave, did you smell Rick's breath yesterday? It was so bad it could have literally melted the paint off a '65 Mustang... From the PRESENT day.
Dave: Dang! That sounds like he must've had some BAD Hellatosis.
Jay: Sounds? You mean smells.
Dave: What? You mean that's not a pile of dead bodies of rotting in the hot sun somewhere?
Jay: If somewhere is in Rick's mouth... then yeah.

Example 2
Robert loves smoking cloves and doesn't care if it smells like a smoldering piss soaked carpet being blown out a butt-hole to other people. He's completely unaware of his hellatosis that can bring a man to his knees, double over and up-chuck his lunch until next tuesday.

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