scene kids

Kids who long to be "different" and are interested in anime.

Highly mistaken for "emo" kids, but no, they are very different.

Usually if you find a scene kid, they are in a group of other scene kids. They usually have over-straightend, poorly-teased hair (either black with streaks of read or other obnoxiously bright colors, or bleach blonde) and way too much eye makeup (including the guys)

They usually hangout at the mall or concerts. Most likely if you see one, they are standing around talking to one another and having no life.

More than half of their lives are spent on Myspace.

Usually have a weird obsession with Hello Kitty and/or Mitchell Davis.

99.9% of them reside in Jacksonville, Florida.

Sometimes decide to change their orientation so they draw attention to themselves.

Sometimes have 2 names, like EddieExtinction, to show their wonderful creativity.

Are extremely pale. By choice.

John: Your clothes are too tight. Did they shrink in the dryer?

EddieExtinction: No. Tight clothes are different, so I wear them. Cause I'm a scene kid. And that's what scene kids do.

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