Cutting the Pita

When someone chops the wood, is a bit of a blueberry if you know what I mean, pets the dog if you catch my drift, rolls the dough if you’re catching what I’m giving

Suburban mom: “That boy over there is definitely cutting the pita”
Suburban mom #2: “oh yes, he certainly bears a strange resemblance to a gigantic fish”

Todomu

The pride of Japanada

“Aw, look it’s todomu! isn’t he the pride of jamaica?”
“No, it’s japanada you imbecile.”

Todomu

Todomu

“Go away Todomu, you’re scaring the children”
“Why is there a Todomu at my birthday?”

Ocuboinkle

A grand scrumtucsh

“Ocuboinkle”

Scrumtucsh

Scrumtucsh

Scrumtucsh

batman

vengence
justice
the night
batman is what Todomu is not

“woah look it’s todomu”
“he’s not batman y’know”
“damn bro that’s crazy”

Japanada

The greatest country to ever roam the planet.
you could almost say it’s an ocuboinkle.

“I love living in Japanada”