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espresso

A type of coffee made by forcing very hot water through finely ground and tightly packed coffee resulting in a dark, sometimes bitter tasting, drink.

Espresso is served in shots of around 1.5 ounces, and is frequently added to steamed milk to make various coffee beverages.

Often mistakenly called "expresso".

I just spent an entire month's worth of paychecks on a new espresso machine. I will never sleep again.

by austin December 1, 2003

258πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


punkatize

To vandalize, destroy, or deface. Refers specifically to website hacking.

"Dude, my website got punkatized the other day. Major bummer."

by austin February 25, 2005


oogah oogah

1. The sound a caveman makes.

2. The sound I make when Masterbating

1. Joe's pet caveman always hits things and says "Oogah, oogah."

2. When Austin jacks off he sounds like a caveman...

by austin June 12, 2005

12πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


puki

cunt

by austin July 30, 2003

119πŸ‘ 87πŸ‘Ž


goodawesome

Cool, awesome, sweet, fantastic, juicy, delicious, cool as crap. See also ubercool.

"It's almost as goodawesome as, well...goodawesome!"

by austin February 25, 2005


kung fu

A collection of fine martial arts which, thanks to thousands of matrix fanboys and anime-fags, has come to represent a massive group of jerkasses and idiots who think that a fancy school is the secret to combat. The result is a huge crowd of white kids who, having not spent anywhere near enough time training, go and pick fights with other people who don't know kung-fu, but DO know a decent right cross. I'm sure that, given time, it is powerful and deadly, but 90% of the time, the kid across from you is just going to pull some 'combatative flower arranging' type bullshit until you kick him in the head, at which point, he'll fall over and cry that you didn't hit him in a blockable fashion.

An Amazing Martial Art that has been ruined by faggots.

See also: Pretty Much every other fighting style. Except Tae-Bo, Tae-Bo is the secret to victory.

by austin May 22, 2004

100πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž


yngwie malmsteen

A guitarist from Sweden which his name we couldn't pronounce. Arguably the best shredder there is.

A: Hey, that Yngwie Malmsteen guy is fuckin' awsome.
B: Hell ya, but what's witht he weight issue lately?

by austin January 1, 2005

93πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž