pandasexual

Pretty simple here. When you only identify as someone who has sex with pandas, but you accept all different forms of sexuality. The difference between pansexual and pandasexual is that you have a lust for anything white and black, you are exceptionally biracial. Pandasexual will bring everyone together...

Todd: Hey man let's go to the zoo today!
Pierce: Yeah man...I am feeling it.
Todd: What do you mean man?
Pierce: Pandas man. I need more pandas. I am on a dry spell.
Todd: Ugh I forgot you're pandasexual.
Pierce: I just came...in my panda...I mean pants...

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Chinese Cake Factory

This is basically Cheese Cake Factory but run by the Chinese. However, the distinctions are paramount:
1. There is zero cheesecake available.
2. All employees are Chinese.
3. Somehow this taste better than the original Cheese Cake Factory.
4. There is cheese.
5. There are cakes.

Marc: Yo Bro I just got back from Cheese Cake Factory.
Drew: Yeah cool story bro, I just got back from Chinese Cake Factory.
Marc: fuck! I should have hit you up first! Fucking Love Chinese Factory (short slang version of Chinese Cake Factory).

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