fake hoe

The bitch that flirts with you and plays with your mind, but when it comes down to it, she never has time.

Turnipa acted like such a hoe, but when she wasn't giving up the goods, I realized she was a fake hoe.

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in love

When all other plans to get laid don't work, and you don't want to rape a bitch, you are in love, with hopes of increasing your chances of getting laid.

Fundo tried many different techniques to have sex with his girlfriend, including advice from dating newsletters, as well as dating tips from friends. Because Fundo did not want to rape a bitch, he told his girlfriend he was in love. Suddenly, there were women jumping his bones by the hour.

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pants

A penis to dyslexicons.

I asked the stripper to dance on my pants, but she said she didn't like to rub on denim.

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hiptop

The belt, used by females, of which it's purpose is anything but to hold up pants.

Fundo wondered why his girlfriend wore a hiptop when her jeans were always so tight fitting.

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