JOE

Acronym for Jerks Off Everyday.

This is JOE. Don't mind him. He Jerks Off Everyday.

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ripe

One who is seventeen years old.

Fundo: Check out that high schooler. She looks ripe.

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lego box

A lego box is the nickname, and sometimes alternative to a urinal or toilet.

Fundo made a pee in the lego box because the bathroom was occupied.

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eye of love

The ability to make a female wet with just one look.

Greta's mind was filled with lustful thoughts the moment Hanzo gave her the eye of love.

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to throw some shoes on

To masturbate or play with one's self.

Jigro: I'll be outside in a second. I just got to throw some shoes on.
Nigro: There's no time for that. Quit jerking off. You're wasting time.

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lazy fuck

A lazy fuck is either someone who's too lazy to have a job

or

someone having sex, but too lazy to move.

Fundo is a lazy fuck. His girlfriend rides him every day, and he hasn't had a job in 10 years. That lucky bastard.

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trick door

A trick door is the door that you try to push open when you really must pull open, or a door that you try to pull open when you really must push open.

Fundo broke his wrist trying to push open the trick door that only opened by pulling.

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