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Sex where evidence is non-existant, or where the scene is always left clean.
Fundo asked Melba for some clean fun, so she swallowed him dry.
15π 32π
Infamous gang leader and a real killer. The retired dancer with moves like nobody's business. Some say he's a midget. Some say he's a kid. Some say he's a myth. Some say he's a legend. I say he's alive living in the middle of East Bumblefuck, but a little bit south of there.
Fundo: Have you checked out that Little Superstar popping and stopping?
Fundita: That indian midget?
Fundo: I hear he's not even indian at all.
Fundita: Then, what is he?
Fundo: Little Superstarian.
13π 4π
A 12 incher is a school ruler. Not the principal, but the superintendent.
Fundo's girlfriend visited the 12 incher to get a better grade, and ended up choking in tears.
23π 36π
Masturbating After Touching Titties.
or
Masturbating After Touching Testicles.
Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference.
3207π 2809π
When you crack your fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie takes your fortune and reads it first, so as to make the fortune theirs. Similar to the hamburglar, only with fortune cookies.
Legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.
When Fundo cracked his fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie ran past and grabbed the fortune out of the cookie before Fundo had a chance to read it.
8π 7π
The person who will only fuck you if you ask for it.
Fundo loved his answer fucker because she always did what he asked.
7π 14π
The person who will only fuck you if you ask for it.
Fundo loved his answer fucker because she always did what he asked.
4π 15π