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bounty hunter

A bounty hunter is someone who wants to be a cop, but wasn't good enough to become one. As a result, they become stalker snitches.

As a bounty hunter, Fundo followed his sister around until he thought it was time to call police. What a stalker snitch.

by authoor September 6, 2006

49πŸ‘ 90πŸ‘Ž


sneak peak

Looking under skirts, or down shirts to get a peak of a naughty part.

While on the escalator, Fundo used his camera phone to get a photographic sneak peak under the skirt of the female standing 3 steps ahead of him. Fortunately for him, she wasn't wearing panties.

by authoor July 5, 2006

93πŸ‘ 112πŸ‘Ž


UCCC

UnderCover Clueless Cokehead. A nickname for the person obviously sniffing lines, but clueless to the fact that people already know about the habit. Usually a cool as hell person until the stereotypes pertaining to cokeheads emerge.

Fundo figured out his wife was UCCC material when he stood by the bathroom door and listened to her sniff lines, and watched her nonchalantly walk out. Fundo didn't care because he knew his wife graduated with honors.

by authoor July 11, 2006


swab the deck

When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.

Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!

by authoor June 29, 2006

8πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


pits

An expletive to replace fuck, shit, stinks, or sucks. Stands for Penis Is Too Small.

After whipping out his whopping mini-weiner, Fundo's girlfriend exclaimed, "That pits!!!"

by authoor July 11, 2006

8πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


awesome

What you say when you think of sex.

Fundo thinks of sex.
Fundo says aloud, "Awesome!!"

by authoor June 24, 2006

22πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


woah man

A woman with a surgically installed penis.

A man who acts very effeminate.

Blimpo put his hand down his girlfriends pants and exclaimed, "Woah man!!!" when he felt on a cock that wasn't his own.

Blimpo realized that his girlfriend was originally a woah man turned into a woah man.

by authoor June 18, 2006

12πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž