rapper

A rapper is a crack dealer.

Fundula: Fundo, what do you do for a living?
Fundo: I'm a rapper!
Fundula: For real?! Spit a freestyle for me.
Fundo: What the hell you talkin' about?! I said I rap! I sell crack!
Fundula: Oh...

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Finkle

1. Laces out. No laces in.

2. To change gender after experiencing an extremely embarrassing situation.

Fundo decided to finkle his sneakers after he tripped over his laces and fell on his medulla oblongata. He was angry.

After tripping on his laces in front of a crowd of four thousand three hundred ninety-seven people, Fundo decided to disappear via methods of finkling.

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slut

Someone Lost Underwear Tonight.
Smells Like Used Tang.

What you say to your hoe friend when you know they just got some action.

Fundip: "Damn. I reek of puss juice."
Fundo: "Slut!"
Fundip: "Well...I went commando. Besides, I'm a Kool-Aid man."

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