baby trade

The sales of babies to parents who cannot produce offspring.

Fundo got mixed up in the baby trade, and sold 3 of his babies to buy a new house and a flat screen TV.

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second string

A second string is the backup to your primary booty call person. Usually unwanted, they'll make do when the primary person is not around.

Fundo's booty call girl was busy sucking his friend off, so Fundo called up his second string hoe.

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eyepod

Eyepod is that gunk you wipe out of your eye in the morning.

Customer: I'd like to purchase an iPod, please.
Fundo: Sure. Here's a freebie. *Rubs finger in eye and flicks eyepod at customer*

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wannabe killer

Someone who is given a chance to be a killer, told who and where the mark will be, but backs down in the end. When the mark is terminated, the one offered the job, but was unable to complete the mission, pretends that he is the one who killed the mark. Thus, making him a wannabe killer or wannabe gangsta.

Scared Kid: Hey Fundo, can you kill this guy for me? Because I'm too scared to do it.
Fundo: Fuck that. I ain't killin' him for you. I'mma kill him for the fun of it.
Scared Kid: You're gangsta'. I can't kill people. I'll cry.
Fundo: Little bitch. Move out my way!

*stab* *stab* *slice* *stab*

Fundo: Job complete.
Scared Kid: And I did all the work.
Fundo: What? What the hell are you talking about? You went crying home to mommy.
Scared Kid: That's not what the girl says...
Fundo: She saw me do it.
Scared Kid: Well, She says she saw me do it.
Fundo: You're a wanksta' nigga. Wannabe Killer.

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lazy fuck

A lazy fuck is either someone who's too lazy to have a job

or

someone having sex, but too lazy to move.

Fundo is a lazy fuck. His girlfriend rides him every day, and he hasn't had a job in 10 years. That lucky bastard.

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trick door

A trick door is the door that you try to push open when you really must pull open, or a door that you try to pull open when you really must push open.

Fundo broke his wrist trying to push open the trick door that only opened by pulling.

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testicular dancer

A person with a fetish for scrotum.

Fundo learned the true meaning of blue balls when the testicular dancer at the go-go bar turned his balls black-and-blue.

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