Ted Stevens

Shamefully ignorant and criminally insane, Ted Stevens is an Alaska senator. Too old to understand things, Ted Stevens thought the Internet was a "series of tubes." Also tried to build a $200mil bridge to a property he owned. Set phazers to steal.

Ted Stevens: aka "A series of Teds" and "The Pork King"

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Megawatts

A doctor prescribed bath to treat heterosexuality in which the person affected soaks in warm water while ten litres of boiled semen is poured over their head.

That person smells like they just had a megawatts or two.

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nutting

1. Headbutting someone (UK)

2. Male ejaculation (US)

3. To hit ones nuts/testicles (US)

1. Nutting is an effective street fighting maneuver.

2. I fucked her without nutting.

3. Watch this video of my friend nutting himself on a rail.

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