flamegasm

When something is so spicy it gives you extreme pleasure and happiness, basically an orgasm

“Damn, he just ate those Hot Cheetos and he’s loving it! He must be having a flamegasm”

Morbillion

1 morbillion is exactly 10^131518292119, because if you take all the numbers in the exponent and spread them out (13 15 18 2 9 21 19) it spells MORBIUS.

~year 2045~
guy 1: omg did you hear that elon musk is now a morbillionaire?
guy 2: no, what’s that?
guy 1: elon musk is now worth 1 morbillion dollars?
guy 2: why is it called a morbillion?
guy 1: MORBIUS

bootyhole ejaculation

When you cum, and all the sweat piled in your ass leaks through your ass crack after you cum. If you're wearing underwear, it will stain your underwear, however, the stain will not be brown like shit, it will simply be clear like sweat stains.

Only happens to men, but doesn't happen to all men.

Damn bro, I was jacking off and I got a bootyhole ejaculation again, guess I gotta go change my underwear.

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