Period

A time worse for men than for woman

When i came home from work my wife had the biggest period

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Disney channel

A network on tv that makes all of the slutty women.

Guy 1. Man have you seen that girl at school today
Guy 2. Yeah she is probably from the disney channel
Guy 1. Yeah bro

Utah

A huge place full of mormons

Man 1: "dude, utah is one huge cult"

Man 2: "pretty much"

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Red turkey

When you slap someone so hard its red and shaped like a turkey, and i hurts like a mofo!

Guy 1. Hey! Why'd you give me a red turkey! It really hurts!
Guy 2. Eh, i was bored.
Guy 1. douche!

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Cult

A big group of religious people.

Ex. Utah is one big cult

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