Ultimate Frisbee

Ultimate Frisbee is the most ass and gay sport. The players of the game love the game even though it is the most counter-intuitive shit ever. I mean, you STOP when you catch the frisbee??? Also the name is stupid too. They really had to say how the game was ultimate.

Don’t you hate ultimate frisbee?

Goshen Knife

A sharp implement, most of the time a knife, that is the most redundant and useless piece of equipment that a Boy Scout can purchase at camp Goshen.

Wow, you bought a Goshen knife, you must be stupid.