you have been banned from twitter

A sweet message of relief, from the moderators of twitter. Usually happens to white, straight males who don't support furries, pedophilia, zoophilia, hates dream and bts, and who don't post and like 478 minion memes a day. the person that reported them are probably named Katrina and their bio is 28, lesbian, Capricorn, furry, single, gamers are racist and sexist, #KILLALLMEN.

Chad: I got banned from twitter for saying that I like videogames. I feel great!
Kevin: bro... can i be you? You have been banned from twitter, you are so lucky.

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gel blaster

when you are too much of a pussy to be hit by an airsoft or a paintball gun, but you think you are too old to use nerf guns, so you use gel blasters

Aiden: Yoo did you see Calob's new gel blaster?
Chad: Bruh you actually play with gel blasters?

Aiden: Yeah, airsoft guns are scary and I'm scared I will get hit...
Chad: They dont hurt that bad, you fucking pussy