couch coach

Someone who thinks they play a sport better than the people on TV, and proceeds to coach them from the comfort of their couch.

John (while eating a pack of Pringles) Come on, pass the ball, he's open! I can't believe you missed that shot! RUN, You can go faster than that!

Mary: Quit being such a couch coach. You get tired walking a flight of stairs.

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