Someone who is a DORK Loser, who also happens to be annoying, with a fat ego, because they think they're smarter than you. And their face just reminds you of a Loud, Wet, Sloppy, Hurricane FART.
Female 1: Taylor Swift's type including herself are always total Assfart's.
Female 2: They never fail to disappoint me with their Assfart characteristics.