Melancholia

Basically, it's a less intense version of depression, though it differs from it in a lot of ways.

People who are depressed just feel worthless and think that nothing could cure them or make them happy. However, melancholia isn't like that and it's more narcissistic, making the sufferer want 'better' feelings (or better life) - longing for love, the past (if nostalgic) and just want their gaps to be filled. They'd daydream about being with what they long for and such.

Most people with melancholia would think about having a lover and how sad it makes that they still don't have one. They are not depressed (as said) - they cope well with life activities, but they lack that something that fills them up (doesn't have to be a lover though - could be a job, friend, family and even their computer or musical instrument).

NOTE: At times, though, a sustained and intense melancholia may lead to depression.

I need a lover. I want someone to fill up the gap in my heart. I smile, I laugh, I do my daily activities (not depressed), but I long for to be with someone - I have melancholia on a daily basis. :(

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Diesel Dyke

A woman who thinks that she's a man. Well she doesn't really think it; she is a man in the inside. Diesel dykes make better 'men' than actual men. They're the only toughest group of people out there who aren't homophobic and think low of gay men - well they're lesbians anyway.

Most of the definitions in here seem to diss the diesels.

Diesel dykes are really quiet, relaxed and chilled, like that laidback guy (see bulldyke for the always-rude, bitter lesbians that hate the world).

They fight you only if you are rude to them - their aggressiveness is for good reasons (against homophobia, jerks, etc). They mostly think that they're one of the dudes - 'sup Harris, how ya doin' brother?'.

They are usually in small town bars and are truck drivers.

Just like how effeminate gay men make good friends with women, diesel dykes are perfected with the straight man.

Angry diesel dyke: Suck my dick you fucking prick. I will fucking kick your balls in if you touch my shenis, cunt. Ah...wanna take it outside? Let's go you little fuck.

Nice diesel dyke: Hey what's happening bro? How is your lovely wife Amelia? Oh it's so lovely to see you buddy. Want a beer dude? Cheers man! Gotta take a piss dude as my bladder is full of it *scratches vagina, off to the toilet*

Nice diesel: A brother is always there for you *thumps hand to heart*. I love you bud. You're a bro over a ho man. *hugs the male BFF*

Angry diesel: Homophobes should fucking die. No one messes with the LGBT community. I'd rip their fucking heads off with my mighty shenis!

Horny diesel: Fuck this bitch makes my testes explode. I'd shove my 8 inch dildo up her ass anytime until she squirts all over my girl penis.

Youse just the see ANGRY side of them.

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2016

The year of dying celebrities. 2016 lost so many prominent actors, actresses, singers and other prominent figures. Probably the most high profile celebrity death year since 2009.

Famous people who passed away in 2016 (many tended to be 80s icons):

David Bowie
Alan Rickman (Snape from Harry Potter)
Prince
Muhammad Ali
Maurice White
Leonard Cohen (singer of 'Hallelujah')
Gene Wilder
Doris Roberts (grandmother from Everybody Loves Raymond)
Rick Partfitt (Status Quo frontman)
First Lady Nancy Reagan
Alan Thicke (from Growing Pains)
Liz Smith (Grandma Georgina from Charlie & The Chocolate Factory)
Kenny Baker (R2/D2)
Ronnie Corbett
Anton Yelchin (Star Trek)
Fidel Castro
Zsa Zsa Gabor
George Michael
Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia from Star Wars)
Debbie Reynolds (Golden era legend, mother of Carrie Fisher - passes away one day after her)

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cuntsucker

An insult to perverted, promiscuous men that always get pussy and get AIDS from it.

They are trashy, dirty and rude idiots. They're the 'male sluts', if you will.

For fuck's sake, stop being such a cuntsucker

James is such a cuntsucker.

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You Heard me

A badass and brutally honest way of saying "I won't repeat myself".

No, it doesn't mean you're a pussy when you say it (to the definition above). A pussy would give excuses and try sugarcoating it, after his victim says "what did you call me".

After you say "you heard me", your victims just shuts up and looks shocked, beaten and despaired.

-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck did you just say?
-You heard me.

PUSSY COMEBACK:

-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck you say?
-I mean, I sort of like men. They are just... Uh, it's not a big deal, right? *scared face*

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bitchy resting face

When a woman's default, or neutral, facial expression is rather bitchy and mean looking in nature. She can be happy, nice and even in a great mood, but she'll still have that look. They can't help it.

People would usually think that women with the BRF syndrome hate them or something, even though they don't. So don't ever think that - 99% of them may love you even.

Older women are the worst offenders when it comes to this syndrome.

- Oh my God, what is up with Flora? Just saw her today and she was giving me and my family the ugly look.

- Nah don't worry, she has the case of the bitchy resting face syndrome. That's how they naturally look when they're at a neutral expression.

Next day:

- Fucking Flora...why did she give us that ugly bitchy face aga......

- OMG ENOUGH ALREADY! I JUST I TOLD YOU WHY!

Day 3:

- Have you heard about Flora giving people ugly faces? Wonder why?

- *sigh*

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Jewpoint

A jewpoint is reached when a Jew runs out of money and becomes exceedingly greedier, angry, sweaty and rude - that is a jewpoint. Caution must be taken when you're around a Jew who reached their jewpoint.

My God did you see Esther that day? She was full on angry, rude and bitch. What was up?

She reached her jewpoint. Probably was out of money and was pissed about it. That's what happens when you reach your jewpoint.

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