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A widow's peak is the hairline making a V shaped point in the upper part of forehead. In extreme cases, it may go down to the upper center of the forehead - that's where it will look like a stereotypical Widows Peak where we see in Dracula and such. Some widow's peaks are less pronounced and more U-shaped, which show more only when a guy balds.
Most people don't have the stereotypical widow's peak, even though a lot of us do have a subtle one to some extent which mostly shows up in balding (for a man) or if you tie your hair back.
Those with a prominent and very obvious V shaped, widow's peak:
Jude Law, Kourtney Kardashian, Collin Farrel, Leonardo DiCaprio, William Shatner, Danny OΓ’ΒΒDonoghue (The Script), Jessie J, Wentworth Miller, CM Punk, Timothy Oliphaunt, Daniel Craig, Chris Hemsworth, Marilyn Monroe and Josh Duhamel.
Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Jason Lee, Jean Reno, Patrick Wilson, Sting, Ryan Reynolds, Jason Isaacs, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Dwayne Johnson and the late Heath Ledger are those with a less prominent and more U-shaped peaks (which are more obvious due to balding).
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When you're really horny and want to masturbate, but you have no fantasy, story and/or nobody to fantasize about. It is very frustrating and annoying, considering that your libido is good and you're in the mood, but you cannot do your thing only because you don't have a sexual fantasy in mind.
God I'm so horny, but I really have nothing to fantasize about. Even porn is not doing anything to me. How the hell can I get off?
Sounds like you have Masturbator's block. ;)
When someone you love and (assumedly) loves you, such as a close friend you trust or even a lover, suddenly deletes/blocks you for no reason from all social media and cuts ties from you for absolutely no reason. It's the ultimate betrayal and it hurts a lot (as seen in Star Wars Episode III).
I can't see Aaron's posts on my Facebook. Oh wait, I think he blocked me. What the hell!? We were very close friends and I even began to love him *cries*
Sorry, looks he went execute order 66 on you.
*weeps even more and has suicide thoughts*
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When your poop is halfway out/halfway in and it doesn't move at all no matter how hard you try to push it out. It's in a limbo when MOST of the poop is inside and the tip of it is hanging out - that's when it's so hard to push it out.
When your poop is in a limbo (and you can't get it out) you have to wipe your anus a lot because it will be so, uh, shitty. And becareful, as solid poop content might fall on your tissue.
My shit was in a bad state of limbo today. I just couldn't get it out no matter how hard I pushed. Now I think I've got a little bit of poop sticking out in my pants (can't clean it off!).
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The year 2014 was possibly one of the worst years ever when it came to the vile, inhumane atrocities of the world. The year would be summed up with terrorism, disease outbreaks, accidents and weather disasters.
Some notable events in 2014:
*Rise of ISIS and the thousands of civilian deaths affiliated (also western reporters)
*Ebola
*Ukraine Crisis
*Israel and Palestine intensifies
*Twin Malaysian Airlines disasters, 700+ deaths
*Sydney Hostage Crisis
*Kidnapped Nigerian girls
*South Korea ferry sinking, killing over a hundred of students
*Pakistani Taliban school shooting, over 200 deaths
*Floods and landslides in Asia and North America, respectively
*Turkey mine accidents, hundreds dead
Some rather known celebs died in this year. Robin Williams was the most memorable, respected and beloved who died in August. Joan Rivers, a controversial comedian, with both strong fans and haters. Phillip Seymour Hoffman, an Oscar winner. And golden age actress, Shirley Temple.
Let's hope 2014 would be the only year with such epic scales of disasters and atrocities.
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When you think about it, this basically has the same 'chords' of the homosexual fantasy - a group of attractive naked men fucking, moaning and cumming together.
Except, in this case, a woman is involved. Just ONE.
Despite this, gangbang is still rather 'gay'...say, 85% gay of (NOT that there's anything wrong with it being gay). But think about it; multiple men, moaning, jizzing & getting pleasured at once. It's a very homoerotic sight. Straight men should admit the gay nature of it.
What's more 'straight' than a gangbang is a female bukakke - the one that involves girls squirting on a man - isn't that the greatest straight male fantasy? Apparently it isn't - In reality, men don't enjoy this one.
Straight men apparently don't enjoy squirting pussies with chicks everywhere, but would rather prefer one chick surrounded by MANY MEN. Straight dudes say they hate the sight of naked men, but yet they enjoy to be involved with 5 other naked men? Hm...
Look at porn sites; Gangbangs with multiple males have MUCH MORE VIEWS and are always on the FEATURED area. You'd rarely see a squirting bukakke video featured or with a lot of views.
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A tasergasm happens when you shocking your body (with a taser or anything similar), mainly your back, just right before (or during) an orgasm to intensify the feeling. They say an orgasm will feel more, well, electrifying and powerful, even more so than orgasms through chocking or spanking yourself.
A tasergasm is a form of erotic electrostimulation.
Right before I came, I pushed the button to have my tasergasm and I was in heaven. My body was pulsating with pleasure. The electric shock turned pain into pleasure instantly, and just made the feeling more pleasurable.
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