Hydrant

Large Penis

Your not going to stick that Hydrant in me, it would split me wide open.

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Morphine Drip

An alcoholic drink that consists of 1/3 parts Butterscotch liquor, 1/3 parts Amaretto, and 1/3 parts 151 Rum.

Burns very little due to the Butterscotch liquor and Amaretto.
Can mess you up pretty quick due to the 151 Rum.

Served either over ice to sip, or in a double size shot glass for quick shots.

Called a Morphine Drip because it feels soooo good going in, but you end up rather delirious quickly.

Girl #1 "Hey, lets try something new to drink tonight. Wanna try a Morphine Drip?"
Girl #2 "Your gonna end up trying more than one new thing tonight if you drink that"

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