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shrimp

what you like to say when a guy sends you a dick pick and they ask if they’re big

guy: “so you like the size”
girl: “sorry but your shrimp is a choking hazard”

by avocadobitch July 29, 2019


Evie

Evie is a one of a kind girl who is so unique in an amazing way. She would do anything for the people she cares about and puts them before herself. If Evie falls in love, she would do anything to keep that person in her life and wants a future with them. She may seem clingy and wanting to call, text and see you all the time but that’s her way of showing she really cares. Evie doesn’t want to mess around with her love life but just wants a life long partner, to create special memories with and grow old together. Evie isn’t the type to hate on anyone if they hadn’t done anything wrong by her, but she can definitely be a bitch if she has to. She has a cute figure and a big booty and the most beautiful, mysterious eyes you’ll never want to look away.

I love Evie so much
She looks at you like you’re her world!

by avocadobitch June 2, 2020

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occupational whore

Sam

sam is such an occupational whore

by avocadobitch January 5, 2023