Emilster

The tryhardest tryhard that ever was a tryhard. It was once said that the day he was born is the day that the word tryhard was invented. People have been known to increase their levels of tryhard just by being within 12 square miles of him.

Damn i'm feeling really tryhardy today. Emilster must be nearby

Emilster is such a freakin' tryhard.

Pabluxis

A term that denotes a chubby little boy with a 10.57 millimeter dick. He is often mistaken for an autistic bonobo on drugs and maybe a little insane. It is often said that when Pabluxis was conceived, the sperm that fertilized his egg was smoking weed when it penetrated the shell of his opioid-addicted egg. When he was born, his parents were so disappointed in the size of his dick that they cast him off to the side of the road in the middle of a small village in Nigeria. He is also a wannabe hipster who has little to no fashion sense except for plaid flannel shirts and floppy beanies.

Wow. Pabluxis is so stupid. I cant Believe he actually thinks that he is a hipster!

The ol’ shotgun switcheroo

An advanced sexual maneuver that invlolves a male that is proficient with firearms, a woman, and a (preferably 12 gauge) shotgun. The maneuver is started by having sex, usually in missionary position, but as soon as the man feels he is about to ejaculate, he removes his genitals from the woman and replaces it with the barrel of a loaded shotgun. He then pulls the trigger at the exact moment of his enaculation

Me: Bro I got arrested for murder a couple years back
Friend: Why?
Me: I tried the ol’ shotgun switcheroo

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