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comftorble

How lazy people pronounce comfortable

This chair is comftorble

by awmm October 1, 2016

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Imonna

Like "I'm gonna" but lazier, an even worse way to say "I'm going to".

Imonna run to the store in a few minutes.

by awmm September 3, 2020

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


370H55V 0773H

Asshole upside down, a great way to insult somebody without them knowing.

370H55V 0773H

by awmm November 20, 2016

42πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


370H55V 0773H

Hello asshole upside down. A great way to insult people without them knowing

370H55V 0773H

by awmm November 21, 2016

38πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Law School

Where you go for to school for four years after college to learn to become a lawyer. In these four years, you will work your butt off every day, slog through endless amounts of reading, suffer through so much writing, and after you graduate, you don't get to call yourself "doctor".

I went to law school, passed the BAR, got a law licence, and practice law, and can't even call myself "doctor".

by awmm December 4, 2015

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


whow

The correct spelling of "whow" to be consistent with what, where, when, why, and who (pronounced woo).

Does anybody know whow to get stains out of a white shirt?

by awmm October 6, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


rest in pee

What you say when a goldfish dies and you flush it down the toilet. Abbreviated RIP.

My goldfish died and I flushed him down the toilet this morning, RIP (that means rest in pee).

by awmm October 5, 2020

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž