teenage mutant ninja turtles

Was a really cool show before those damn Power Rangers came and fucked everything up with their sissy Zords.

Turtle Power! Cowabunga!

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drought

A period of time when there is little or no rain.

Arizona is now going through yet another year of drought.

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hypocrite

A person who claims to be something that he or she is not. A contradictory person. A two-faced person.

Most Christians are hypocrites.

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Ginger ale

A delicious beverage made from fermented ginger roots that can also help soothe a stomach ache.

After getting indigestion from eating Chinese food, a cup of ginger ale calmed the belly down faster than Tums.

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computer

A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.

Computers are now a part of human society.

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chihuahua

A wimpy, rat-like dog from Mexico. The former poster animal for Taco Bell.

Neighbor 1: Check out my new dog from the animal shelter.
Neighbor 2: That is not a dog. That's a fucking RAT!
Neighbor 1: It's called a chihuahua, dumbass.
Neighbor 2: Oh....I knew that.
Neighbor 1: Yeah right.

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shred

To separate into strands with a sharp blade.

The ninja used his sword to shred the muggers who tried to rob him.

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