KFC

Kentucky Fried Chicken

The name of a popular fast food restaurant, established by some guy named Colonel Sanders, that specializes in fried and broiled chicken products. An ideal place to contract salmonella, E. coli, and other potentially deadly food-borne illnesses.

Nobody needs a little KFC because they don't do their chicken right.

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raven

A scavenger bird that feeds off dead animals or whatever edible garbage it finds.

The raven is perfectly adapted to city life because the abundance of trash and roadkill gives it less need to scavenge far and wide for food.

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Taco Bell

The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours.

Yo Quiero Taco Bell.

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rancid

Having a bad odor or taste due to decomposition of fats and oils. Nasty.
Can also relate to how bad someone's remark is.

The five-month old leftover casserole smelled rancid when it was thawed out from the freezer.

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SEGA

Service Games.

Made in the 1960s by an American named David Rosen. The company started off as a successful photo boot company, bought out a Japanese jukebox company, and started making games in the 1970s. The company began making consoles in the 1980s, the most successful being the SEGA Genesis (1988), the SEGA Saturn (the Japanese version of course)(1994), and the SEGA Dreamcast(1998). After the surprising failure of the SEGA Dreamcast to pull the company out of its half-decade of debt from releasing poor quality consoles before the SEGA Saturn, SEGA sold itself out to Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft.

Once I was a SEGA fan, now I do my gaming on my trusty old PC.

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TRL

Total Request Live.

An MTV show where teenyboppers pick crappy, shitty songs that eventually end up winning Grammy Awards for "Most Popular Song of the Year".

The most popular songs on TRL are: N'SYNC, Backstreet Boys, O-Town, Puff Daddy, J-Lo, Britney Spears, Ricky Martin, and Eminem

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Operation Iraqi Liberation

A brilliant post-9/11 strategic maneuver created by George W. Bush to liberate the oil from the ground while shooting at innocent Iraqi civilians and replacing Saddam with yet another puppet dictator.

Thanks to Operation Iraqi liberation, millions of Americans can happily fill up their gas-guzzling SUVs.

Hooray for Bush!

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