vaporware

Software that does not exist or has not been programmed yet.

Streets of Rage for X-Box is an example of vaporware.

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Drunken Master

An actual martial arts style that requires just the right amount of alcohol to work. Since alcohol numbs the nerves, it makes the martial artist feel less pain while opening up a can of whupass.
A kickass movie made by Jackie Chan. The fighting moves were later incorporated into a Tekken fighting game character named Lei Wu Long who, coincidentally, looks just like Jackie Chan.

A bunch of villains getting the shit beat out of them by a drunk guy. Now THAT's fucking hilarious. Drunken Master rules!

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videogame

The target of every Soccer mom, politician, and feminist who (1) has never played a videogame in her life, (2) doesn't know how to discipline her kid, thanks to all the time she spent marrying and divorcing 4 or 5 times, and (3) is looking for an easy scapegoat for her incompetence.

Lieberman: Videogames like Street Fighter 2 Turbo and DOOM are responsible for all violent behavior in children.

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tempo

speed. Used often in music to describe how fast a song is in the number of beats per minute.

The orchestra song was played at a slow tempo to create a relaxing mood.

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war on drugs

Wouldn't even survive a simple cost/benefit analysis. Besides, the LEGAL drugs (alcohol, tobacco, caffeine) are the ones that are being abused MORE than marijuana, LSD, or cocaine anyway.

The War on Drugs costs too much because we are putting otherwise innocent people in prison for even holding trace amounts of drugs which otherwise have no negative side effects if used properly. There is no significant benefit because the taxes just keep rising, the police system discriminates the poor, the prisons are always overcrowded, and drug use is STILL increasing.

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techno

A type of electronic music that is typically characterized by a medium-to-very fast tempo, synthesized instruments, heavy bass, and sometimes exotic and strange instruments, drums, and sound effects. Sometimes, techno can be mixed with other genres such as jazz, rock, hip hop, and various ethnic genres to create very interesting results.


Variations of Techno:
acid, rave, synth, gabba/gabber, goa, trance, trip-hop, house, jungle, industrial, old-skool techno, ambient, hardcore, nu NRG, speedcore, deathcore, experimental, club, punkcore, space funk, electro, ghetto tech, euro, new skool rap, booty house, acid jazz, garage,......etc.......

I just downloaded some tiiiiiiiiiiight acid techno tracks off the Net!!!!!!!

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peace talks

A fucking joke, because the wars typically become even MORE intense after the so called "peace talks".

Despite hundreds of peace talks. the Nations of Islam are still at each other's throats.

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