organic

Same old crapola, different packaging and marketing, three to six times the cost. Organic foods can also be even more harmful than regular foods because the products are never officially tested for any carcinogens or other harmful products that result from spraying with "organic" pesticides. Also, the methods of organic farming are very wasteful, since it takes quite a while for manure and compost to be absorbed by plants, and pests are allowed to eat the crop, thus causing much lower crop yields on the same amount of land, compared to modern artificial spray-and sprinkle farming methods.

If we devoted all agricultural methods to organic farming, most of the Earth's population would starve to death before any significant results occur.

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Xenomorph

A creature whose larvae attatch to your face and inject themselves in your digestive tract, where they mature into adults and burrow out of you, killing you in the process.

Nobody would want to have a Xenomorph on their planet, given the way they wiped out the colonists and the Marines in the first Aliens movie.

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monopoly

Having control of everything in a particular buisness area.

SONY and MICROSOFT are perfect examples of a monopoly.

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trigger happy

An adjective used to describe a person who just can't wait to shoot every motherfucker in the area.

I got the M-16 and I really feel trigger happy today.

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Sith

The evil version of the Jedi who has embraced the Dark Side of the Force. The Sith were suppressed for one-thousand years by the Jedi Order, until the first three Star Wars movies, when Palpatine/Sideous used deception to rise to power and nearly exterminate the Jedi with the help of Darth Vader, who was once known as Anakin Skywalker.

Darth Vader is an excellent example of a Sith Lord.

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prostitution

THe world's oldest and most successful profession.

Prostitution will never die, despite all efforts by politicians to eradicate it.

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rhine

Some area in France where wine-producing grapes are grown.

The Rhine is also now discovered to be an important archaeological site, except that researchers will have to uproot a few vineyards to get what they need.

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