Pizza Hut

Their food isn't that bad. Most of the time.

Forty minutes after placing my Pizza Hut order, I got my pizza undercooked, and cold, and with the wrong toppings.

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good music

Jazz, rock, classical music, some forms of techno, anything that's not played on MTV, B.E.T., or the Top 40 radio station.

The Internet is also another source of good music. Too bad the RIAA is trying to shut that down.

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Vanilla Coke

It tastes alright, but I sure wish Coca Cola created Strawberry Coke instead.

Oh well....

7👍 13👎

library

Used to be a place where you could spend a nice, quiet afternoon reading a book or studying or checking your email. Now it's a place where the government watches your every move with recently-installed hidden cameras.

If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.

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mercenary

a.k.a: merc.
A professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army.
A person who works only for monetary gain.

I hired a mercenary to take out that pesky mob boss who threatened to shut down my business.

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ironic

An adjective to describe the opposite of something expected.

It was ironic that no black people died in the X-Men movie, given that it was a Sci-fi movie.

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Genesis

SEGA's last great console before they wasted their money on add-ons and mediocre-quality consoles like the SEGA CD and the SEGA 32X.

If SEGA followed similar marketing strategies and advertising efforts on one single console as they did on the Genesis before 1992, and not wasted so much money on poor product ideas, the company would still be making consoles today.

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