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1. (n.) every one has one. a derilect friend - one who insists on saving his farts, boogers and other bodily discharges in small sample jars and then "sprinkling" them on you when you visit. he (and rarely, she) is always the one going to the dancefloor to 'shake the dice' with a partner he could never close the deal with until his underwear is shredded to a barely recognizable state.
oh shit, adam's coming over?? he is such a purple sherman...
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1. (n.) anything that is truly extraordinary in a HUGE or IMPRESSIVE way.
2. (proper n.) a pseudonym used in place of a given establishment's actual name. Said establishment must display qualities that are large, expensive, and fun.
1. Your new gold laced, diamond encrusted black hoodie is crush city.
2. (while entering the Belagio) Whoa, this place is crush city! OR Welcome to Crush City, gentlemen.
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(n., v.) A sex act which involves a blowjob, any type of shirt and a window. The hockey fuck is an extension of the face-fuck that begins like any other face-fuck, but in the midst of it, the girls shirt is pulled up over her head, and when ejaculation is complete, smash that bitches head through a window.
Scott: Wtf are all those scars on ΓΒmilie's face?
Brad: Chris Hockey Fucked her 3 months ago.
Scott: Damn, he kinda ruined her huh?
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1. (abbr., n.) see spankodex
also the 'dex
tose tits are goin in the dex!
Iraq. Big-ass sandy place where the US gov't sends good men to kill bad men.
My cuz is playing in the sandbox right now. His favorite toy is his AR, his least favorite are the IEDs.
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1. slang for "Gotcha!" or essentially when you see your friend proved wrong or look like an ass, exclaim "Blot 'em!" so everyone knows.
you: i cant believe i bet all my $ on the Yanks. they suck!
me: Blot 'em!
1. slang for "Gotcha!" or essentially when you see your friend proved wrong or look like an ass, exclaim "Blot 'em!" so everyone knows.
you: i cant believe i bet all my $ on the Yanks. they suck!
me: Blot 'em!