Ian

Ian's the shit you get on your hands when you wipe your arse'.

Ian's the type of guy to impregnate a fat bitch just to say he did, Ian's the type of retard to pick belly button lint out of his stomach in public.

Ian's the type of guy to fuck up a noose when he attempts killing himself at the age of 29.

Ians a retard, fuck that guy.

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Tristan

Tristan, big dick medium size nose and mostly plays video games.
Usually has Brown or Black hair. Doesn't have much arm-pit hair.

Girl 1: Who's that guy with brown hair.
Girl 2: His name is Tristan.
Girl 1: Hes a decent guy, but he never goes outside.
Girl 2: True, heard he picked his nose in Grade 4.

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