sweeney todded

1. an early example of a serial killer.
2. to slit the throat of an unsuspecting victim by a straight razor.
3. to hide the crimes by butchering the corpses of victims, baking their flesh into meat pies, and selling them to unknowing customers.

When I found out he de-hymened my sister, I straight sweeney todded him.

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